She's an unqualified success.

My eight-year-old wanted to play with a neighbour kid, also homeschooled. The other child's mom called out to us, "She has to do three sheets first before she can play."

My daughter came back in the house and said to me, "Sheets?"

"Worksheets," I said. "She has to do three worksheets before she's allowed to play."

"Oh."

Pause.

"What's a worksheet?"

This is how I felt.