Celebrity Knitting Queue
1-Tea cosy for Sarah Michelle Gellar, to give poor Buffy a break for one measly hour.
"I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one." Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3:1
2-The Widdicombe Fair afghan for Shiloh Pitt-Jolie (Jolie-Pitt?), to give her something cuddly under which to hide from her mother's resentment that the little girl was born and not adopted.
3- Cabled willie warmer for Pee Wee Herman.
"It's like you're unravelling a large cable-knit sweater that somebody keeps knitting, aaaaand knitting, aaaaand knitting, aaaaand........." Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
4-Scarf made from hundreds of big, many-coloured crocheted and knitted flowers, for Macy Gray. Because she's a good kind of crazy that way.
5-Single-ply cashmere/silk twin set for Reese Witherspoon, to teach her that happiness depends on fiber content.
"No, David: nobody is happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set." Jennifer, Pleasantville
6-Felted soundproof earmuffs for Katie Holmes.
7-Postmodern legwarmers for Karen Kain.
8-Set of beanies for the barenaked ladies, one of my all-time favourite bands. Because they'd wear them.
9-The Intolerable Cruelty skirt for Jamie Lee Curtis.
10-Icarus Shawl for Britney Spears. Not that she'd understand.
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Thanks to Knititch for the idea for this post.
8 comments:
very cute. peewee had me rolling! lol!
You put a lot of thought into that one!
a) I love this post.
b) Jamie Lee Curtis would rock my world in that skirt.
c) She rocks my world anyway.
d) You do, too.
e) Poor foolish Katie Holmes.
f) Not that I am always smarter.
g) bull-honky. of course I am smarter.
What, nothing for Dolly Parton? Shame girl ... but is there enough wool in the world to make her what she really needs ... a hair net!
Hehehe. I like this. I heard today that Angelina is allegedly preggo with another baby. Maybe this means poor Shiloh will move up on the totem pole of her mother's love.
Ha ha ha ha ha!! Dave! Hilarious! I can barely type for laughing!
oooh i have a penchant for poor britney spears. i would knit a hoodie of some kind for her. like many other injured people it would serve as a second womb.
I like all your choices for your celebs.
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