A HA!! I AM TRIUMPHANT!! I HAVE FINALLY GROSSED YOU PEOPLE OUT!!
I am feeling so smug right now, you wouldn't believe it. All this time I've been posting Messy Tuesdays, and you lot keep jeering "Messy?! Ha! You should see my bathroom/coat closet/countertop/laundry pile. You're nothing but a poseur!" And now I have shown you that indeed I AM Queen Slattern!
Also, you guys have just made my mind up for me - I'm going to continue blogging after all. Your comments on that last post made me laugh so hard, my stomach hurt - I actually cried from it. (From the laughter, not the stomach hurting. I'm way tougher than that.)