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Bethro and Shaniet
Two bloggers, both alike in sassiness In the Galleria, where we lay our scene, From Gap to Levis, stop at Orange Julius, Where fruity ice makes glossy lips unclean. And on the perky butts of these two friends Are sale-tagged trousers hung with discounts rife. Flaws in the garments they may chance to mend And with their purchase buy our tail new life.