What happened was, I realised yesterday that my sister was going to be in town this week - she arrived last night, actually, and she is not one who wallows in the disarray. In consideration of her preferences, I cleaned up.
Anyway, look! Over there! It's a cute doggie!
Aw, he's so cute when he smiles like that!
Don't tell me it's just gas.
Snuffly kiss for you.