- Boil the potatoes long enough, you barely have to mash them at all. Straining can be a problem though.
- Before you attempt to open and scrape out that forgotten Tupperware whose lid is bulging from the noxious gasses within, freeze it until garbage day.
- If people come over and you want to make them think you have been cleaning, turn the dryer on. It sounds very productive.
- If people DO come over, your oven will hold A LOT of dirty dishes. Just don't forget they're in there.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find out what that smell in the fridge is.