Thank you very much but I do not wish to grow my penis, nor do I care what other people think of its size. Or in fact of its nonexistence.
I don't want to join you in your casino paradise, either, notwithstanding your promise to deposit $2500 in an account of my choice just for joining.
And no, your incredibly low (but sure to grow) stock offers do not entice me.
If I needed prescription drugs I would see my doctor, who would no doubt even prescribe me Viagra if I wanted one badly enough. I don't need to Respond Now and guarantee my low rate (shipping included).
Now please leave me alone.