Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Gender Stereotyping

An Open Letter To Mr. HSBoots.

Dear Sir:

No, I will not. It is not my problem. It's your job. It is the way of things: I fill it up, cooking and cleaning to make your home a comfortable and restful place to be, therefore you take it out.

It will not magically compact into a negative-density black-hole type mystical Bermuda Triangle of trash, where one can deposit an infinite amount of rubbish. You Must Take It Out.

Signed,
Your Wife.

3 comments:

amanda said...

That's funny - I hope he listens! Thanks for your comment on my Arisaig. I agree about the wrap-issue. Even though i'm not large busted, I feel the wrap also has the tendency to give the look of a large tummy/pregnant look with all the extra fabric. If I were to do it again, I'd probably alter a regular deep V neck pattern and do allover lace.

Kate said...

You tell him! Sigh. And who do they think replaces all the toilet paper rolls -- the toilet fairy?!

Anonymous said...

ROFL!!! You are just too, too much of a wonder and a delight. ;)

Gwen