A city councillor with a megaphone, at the tree-lighting part of our (small) city's Santa parade:
COUNCILLOR [JOLLY]: We're going to turn these lights on in just a minute, folks: First, here's Shelby! She's the lucky little girl who won the contest to go into the bushes with Santa and hunt for the Magic Button!
11 comments:
I've got my fist jammed in my mouth to keep from laughing. I've always thought that Santa would be a great gig for a perv ... didn't expect to be proven right. Jolly ol' elf, indeed ...
Oh my. I'm guessing he didn't practice saying that before it came out of his mouth!
oh my......
Too funny!
How long do you think it was before he realized what he said?
Oh, no, no, no. That poor man -- he will never, ever live that down.
Why do contest prizes always have to suck?
Do you know how long it's been since someone found my magic button? Now i know what to leave out for santa. I'm going to buy a pack of smokes for the afterglow.
Lizbon, Anonymous, I shrieked with laughter when I read your comment.
Oh dear...
And all these years I've been leaving the old boy cookies.
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