Friday, November 13, 2009

I like this woman a lot.

The Air Canada Flight Attendant, over the public address system, to the passengers on the Boeing 777 we took from Ontario:

"Please leave all wireless communication devices off until the captain has turned off the seat belt sign and we have arrived at our final destination. This is regardless of whether or not you think I can see you.

I can.

I can see you.

Put it away."

6 comments:

Geek Knitter said...

I love her too!

Thanks for the belly laugh!

kate said...

Must be a mom. Or maybe a teacher in a previous career.

Rona said...

Too funny! Still laughing here!

lizbon said...

She reminds me of the parking signs in NYC (or rather, the no-parking signs) that say: "Don't Even Think of Parking Here. Not For 5 Minutes. Not for 5 Seconds. Never."

Audrey said...

Love it! We just flew from Calgary on West Jet and they always crack us up with their commentary.

Shan said...

Lizbon, in my old neighbourhood in Victoria there was a street-side garage on which the owner had painted:

PISS OFF
NO PARKY.

I always think of Collinson Road with fondness, for that reason!